Quote #15342
We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but...
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It was no Insurrection or Rebellion, or even Civil War in any proper sense...
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True friendship is seen through the heart not through the eyes.
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You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can?t teach someone...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies.
Quote #16037
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
Quote #30029
My spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get...