Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #17150
Talent does what it can genius does what it must.
Quote #2018
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Quote #13780
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Quote #17678
Down to Gehenna or up to the Throne, He travels fastest who travels alone.
Quote #3977
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained...
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #34053
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #1658
For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of...
Quote #20759
I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.