Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #9795
I would fain die a dry death.
Quote #34242
If you don’t accept responsibility for your own actions, then you are forever chained...
Quote #21846
Ferris I do have a test today. that wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism....
Quote #390
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that...
Quote #3322
The reason that lovers never weary each other is because they are always talking...
Quote #34624
Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
Quote #12739
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterwards.
Quote #18582
Ten thousand fools proclaim themselves into obscurity, while one wise man forgets himself into...
Quote #30087
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because of his fear.