Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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The test and use of a man’s education is that he finds pleasure in...
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All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #25067
Weep for the lives your wishes never led.
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One sometimes feels a guest of one’s time and not a member of its...
Quote #18065
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don’t intend...
Quote #15494
Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, control youth, and delights old age.
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I have made my world and it is a much better world than I...
Quote #24124
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a...