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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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No man should marry before he has studied anatomy and dissected the body of...
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
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The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we...
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Success will not lower its standard to us. We must raise our standard to...
Quote #26733
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in...
Quote #19066
The ultimate wisdom which deals with beginnings, remains locked in a seed. There it...
Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.