Quote #24176
I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I...
Quote #32
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Quote #19041
I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them...
Quote #28881
No man can know God unless God has taught him that is to say,...
Quote #21611
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird...
Quote #2323
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags...
Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
Quote #18202
When I look at the world I’m pessimistic, but when I look at people...
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #18539
We need never be ashamed of our tears.