Quote #2667
Two people kissing always look like fish.
Quote #28420
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good...
Quote #3429
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly,...
Quote #17620
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
Quote #6584
The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of...
Quote #24563
Life is not a spectacle or a feast it is a predicament.
Quote #20198
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you...
Quote #9808
We never learn to pray, really pray- until we are in a situatioin where...
Quote #723
The man who follows the crowd will get no farther than the crowd. A...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...