Quote #18462
Hypocrite The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the...
Quote #24426
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Quote #13118
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Quote #28154
If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Quote #11698
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #13854
What is laid down, ordered, factual is never enough to embrace the whole truth:...
Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #21155
When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
Quote #7656
If you are idle, be not solitary; if you are solitary be not idle.