Quote #16058
If wisdom were on sale in the open market, the stupid would not even...
Quote #24583
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #30302
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #24501
There is a time for some things, and a time for all things a...
Quote #26797
Never hate your enemies, it affects you judgment.
Quote #20202
The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘menGang aft agley.
Quote #3707
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.
Quote #19638
The conspicuously wealthy turn up urging the character-building value of privation for the poor.
Quote #22768
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Quote #12573
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one...