Quote #3141
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #30962
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #23267
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at...
Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #21616
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
Quote #26876
To keep the fire burning brightly, there’s one easy rule keep the two logs...
Quote #6922
Be brief, for no discourse can please when too long.
Quote #19554
Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there...
Quote #2329
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they...
Quote #23008
There’s nothing I’m afraid of like scared people.