Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #3811
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Quote #17243
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in...
Quote #4549
It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who...
Quote #25716
Anything that keeps a politician humble is healthy for democracy.
Quote #4723
Reprove thy friend privately; commend him publicly.
Quote #18459
Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
Quote #13911
Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it.
Quote #3578
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
Quote #6217
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...