Quote #32551
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #26379
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #1116
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #6707
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Quote #26111
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
Quote #27540
There is no point at which you can say, ‘Well, I’m successful now. I...
Quote #19018
It may well be doubted whether human ingenuity can construct an enigma… which human...
Quote #14105
Never underestimate the power of the irate customer.
Quote #5854
For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.