Quote #2261
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Quote #7248
You (God) have not only commanded continence, that is, from what things we are...
Quote #16560
Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
Quote #17669
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
Quote #34781
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m...
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #14708
People who know the least always argue the most.
Quote #34187
Hope doesn’t come from calculating whether the good news is winning out over the...
Quote #27030
A great country worthy of the name does not have any friends.