Quote #15402
The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.
Quote #2610
The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted...
Quote #11000
The kingdom of God or nothing.
Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #15821
One of the amusements of idleness is reading without the fatigue of attention, and...
Quote #33961
Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough we must do.
Quote #21027
It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.
Quote #202
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...
Quote #12460
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we...