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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
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Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use...
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old,...
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It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more...
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At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to...
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Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
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Television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and...