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There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, “Well,...
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Whose bread I eat his song I sing.
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To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #15619
More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginnings of...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #3164
Man is only man at the surface. Remove the skin, dissect, and immediately you...
Quote #34079
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
Quote #6771
What happens when the future has come and gone?
Quote #31328
Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning...