Quote #34912
Words are a heavy thing…they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn’t fly.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #4581
No one should be judge in his own case.
Quote #5083
Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Quote #15333
It is the mind that makes the body rich; and as the sun breaks...
Quote #28161
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #4752
One cannot review a bad book without showing off.
Quote #5555
The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
Quote #10974
What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.
Quote #12710
Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of...