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The light which puts out our eyes is darkness to us. Only that day...
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Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
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Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...
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The educating of the parents is really the education of the child children tend...
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Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
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Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of...
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If you can’t go over, you must go under.