Quote #31486
The vanity of teaching doth oft tempt a man to forget that he is...
Quote #3233
Close your mouth, Michael; we are not a codfish.
Quote #25949
You may search my time-worn face, You’ll find a merry eye that twinkles I...
Quote #1229
If it bleeds, you can kill it
Quote #5685
Seek simplicity, and distrust it.
Quote #2708
Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
Quote #19622
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all...
Quote #14398
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to...
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Quote #25628
Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies.