Quote #34092
It’s the possibility that when you’re dead you might still go on hurting that...
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #31786
I do not come into this pulpit hoping that perhaps somebody will of his...
Quote #27843
It’s all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly...
Quote #5594
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Quote #5670
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #14888
Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #13572
There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
Quote #9558
“Think as I think” said the man, “or you are abominable. You are a...