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Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #11482
Everybody has been young before, but not everybody has been old before.
Quote #32008
It is very strange that the years teach us patience – that the shorter...
Quote #33844
There are 1011 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number....
Quote #28944
The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.
Quote #14705
Heat and animosity, contest and conflict, may sharpen the wits, although they rarely do;...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #26515
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a...