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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn...
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The farther it gets from the bench it was worked on, the more real...
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When one door of happiness closes another opens; but we often look so long...
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Take a second look… It costs you nothing.
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Unless a president can protect the privacy of the advice he gets, he cannot...
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The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.
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A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
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England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
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He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is...