Quote #4702
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #25877
It is in this unearthly first hour of spring twilight that earth’s almost agonized...
Quote #19412
If a man’s mind becomes pure, his surroundings will also become pure.
Quote #18491
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #16916
If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it...
Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
Quote #12842
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to...
Quote #4479
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Quote #30936
Trumpet in a herd of elephants crow in the company of cocks bleat in...
Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.