Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #23092
Language is the dress of thought.
Quote #4877
I cannot tell what the dickens his name is.
Quote #33380
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Quote #714
What is ten thousand years? Time is short for one who thinks, endless for...
Quote #12020
Never deprive someone of hope — it may be all they have.
Quote #23619
Let us say what we feel, and feel what we say let speech harmonize...
Quote #19049
If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something...
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.