Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #4307
Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do not make life hard to any.
Quote #2883
Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they...
Quote #5280
Paranoia is a finer scale of reality.
Quote #23510
None of us here in Washington knows all or even half of the answers...
Quote #17117
We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend...
Quote #29900
If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts...
Quote #34206
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
Quote #32805
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
Quote #13228
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...