Quote #34077
Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose...
Quote #30851
When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #2282
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #27179
A thing is not proved just because no one has ever questioned it. What...
Quote #23511
I wouldn’t trust Nixon from here to that phone.
Quote #21616
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
Quote #7678
Let your desires be ruled by reason. (Appetitus Rationi Pareat)
Quote #9682
It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes comes...