Quote #27614
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon...
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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #19697
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Quote #1504
Whatever is reasonable is true, and whatever is true is reasonable.
Quote #7917
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #20650
That man can destroy life is just as miraculous a feat as that he...
Quote #20990
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand...
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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A small town is a place where there is no place to go where...
Quote #8486
There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...