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Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety other women cloyThe appetites they...
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What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done...
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I would rather make my name than inherit it.
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An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
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There are periods in history when change is necessary, and other periods when it...
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There is only one way to hurt someone who has lost everything — give...
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There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the...
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Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...