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But thou, O man of God, flee these things and follow after righteousness, godliness,...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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Discretion is knowing how to hide that which we cannot remedy.
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Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment.
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If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
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The beginning of faith is the beginning of fruitfulness but the beginning of unbelief,...
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Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your...