Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #2547
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not...
Quote #19228
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Quote #31882
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but...
Quote #4644
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
Quote #19183
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your...
Quote #8288
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew...
Quote #22394
It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
Quote #33726
I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
Quote #27030
A great country worthy of the name does not have any friends.