Quote #27122
Tis the most certain sign, the world’s accurst. That the best things corrupted are...
Quote #15931
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in...
Quote #31598
Looking back on my life, I wish I’d stepped forward and made a fool...
Quote #28675
When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,...
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #12521
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #2298
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have...
Quote #21801
I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
Quote #7910
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.