Quote #34169
The only factor becoming scarce in a world of abundance is human attention.
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Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #21440
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Quote #9411
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Quote #13916
It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than...
Quote #29091
You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and...
Quote #30483
Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde....
Quote #23072
It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has...
Quote #34241
The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.