Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #28626
The best mirror is an old friend.
Quote #7259
Of two evils we must always choose the least.
Quote #25255
I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #30114
You can’t put a Band-Aid on every boo-boo you’ve made some just need time...
Quote #2812
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours...
Quote #32533
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
Quote #20894
No, ’tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all...
Quote #1806
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
Quote #2162
Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due...