Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #6212
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot...
Quote #22421
The chief business of the American people is business.
Quote #9900
How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us!
Quote #22440
If you would live healthy, be old early.
Quote #29827
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that,...
Quote #21485
I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
Quote #8469
Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear.
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #9922
People feel comfortable around someone who is comfortable with himself.