Quote #20246
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason...
Quote #20877
Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
Quote #28890
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Quote #18294
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything...
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #19341
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
Quote #11325
As he thinks in his heart, so he is.
Quote #10377
Do you know what friendship is… it is to be brother and sister; two...
Quote #25402
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to...
Quote #23560
No one wants advice — only corroboration.