Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
Quote #34279
To be amused by what you read–that is the great spring of happy quotations.
Quote #1959
Television: chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #1858
Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
Quote #12197
Without the smile from partial beauty won, Oh what were man??a world without a...
Quote #23080
Every man wishes to be wise, and they who cannot be wise are almost...
Quote #14074
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
Quote #11373
Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.
Quote #20316
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...