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The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see...
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
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Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as...
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Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.
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You are only as old as the woman you feel.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
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The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
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Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...