Quote #28128
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
Quote #3426
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single...
Quote #26698
It’s off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.
Quote #570
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner,...
Quote #25994
I don’t fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually...
Quote #7742
Nothing is more wretched than the mind of a man conscious of guilt.
Quote #24970
It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance...
Quote #21017
Please all, and you will please none.
Quote #4059
I never knew an early-rising, hard-working, prudent man, careful of his earnings, and strictly...
Quote #95
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.