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Make no judgements where you have no compassion.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
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When you determined what you want, you have made the most important decision of...
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The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
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Tears at times have all the weight of speech.
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Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
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We must as second best…take the least of the evils.
Quote #8683
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.