Quote #19464
Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine Or...
Quote #19158
Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #8387
Four things come not back — the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past...
Quote #6482
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
Quote #18849
History does not repeat itself except in the minds of those who do not...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #8333
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #8204
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
Quote #28394
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...