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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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…it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods...
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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are...
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The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your...
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One of the most basic principles for making and keeping peace within and between...
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that...
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Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than...