Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #30621
If we get our information from the biblical material there is no doubt that...
Quote #30325
The older you get the stronger the wind gets-and it’s always in your face.
Quote #29699
For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain....
Quote #4132
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Quote #27439
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #18282
Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or...
Quote #31303
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say...
Quote #3145
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any...