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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of...
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Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing...
Quote #6981
We must not say every mistake is a foolish one.
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If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different...
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My goal is simple. It is the complete understanding of the Universe.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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You can’t have a light without a dark to stick it in.
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Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
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A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns...