Quote #30881
Better be quarreling than lonesome.
Quote #34782
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #25585
Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the...
Quote #29001
I never been in no situation where havin’ money make it any worse.
Quote #2525
May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
Quote #15269
Whenever I hear people talking about “liberal ideas,” I am always astounded that men...
Quote #7483
We should often be ashamed of our finest actions if the world understood our...
Quote #419
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Quote #10388
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #28775
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.