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These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make...
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We really are 15 countries, and it’s really remarkable that each of us thinks...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
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And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you...
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Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the...
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My father and he had one of those English friendships which begin by avoiding...
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.