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Don’t set your wit against a child.
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Nothing feeds upon itself as liberality does.
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Don’t let yourself forget what it’s like to be sixteen.
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
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Good executives never put off until tomorrow what they can get someone else to...
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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John Connor No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk....
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Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing...
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So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace...
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.