Quote #4715
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #32739
If you don’t know where you are going. How can you expect to get...
Quote #12731
Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to...
Quote #25604
I believe that I shall see the bounty of the Lord in the land...
Quote #10251
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #12834
Hold no man responsible for what he says in his grief.
Quote #8801
I belong to an ancient, idle, wild, and useless tribe… I am a storyteller.
Quote #5919
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.