Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #30784
In God we trust all others must pay cash.
Quote #8268
There is a homely old adage which runs: “Speak softly and carry a big...
Quote #30667
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
Quote #30446
I take a simple view of life keep your eyes open and get on...
Quote #23175
Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without...
Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
Quote #32749
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
Quote #17443
No one would talk much in society, if he knew how often he misunderstood...
Quote #26829
Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.