Quote #16307
The training of children is a profession, where we must know how to waste...
Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #29000
You are not likely to get anywhere in particular if you don’t know where...
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #6403
Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry...
Quote #10098
Wisdom is harder to DO than it is to know.
Quote #19644
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #289
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Quote #3072
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other...
Quote #11532
Specialization is for insects.