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Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...
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A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
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Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends...
Quote #24468
God bears with the wicked, but not forever.
Quote #18737
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
Quote #19769
Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...
Quote #28827
Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to ‘jump at de sun.’ We might...
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...